NINJA TUMBLR ATTACK!
Cinderella Story
Me: i can head out anytime between 5 and 6
Jon: but after 6 he's not going ANYWHERE
Me: right
Me: at 6 my car turns back into a pumpkin
In honor of Goodyear’s effort to update their fleet of airships, I reblog this awesome photo.

In honor of Goodyear’s effort to update their fleet of airships, I reblog this awesome photo.

Alright, snow, we get it. You just think you’re soooooo cool. I don’t want to hang out with you anymore. Go away.

Alright, snow, we get it. You just think you’re soooooo cool. I don’t want to hang out with you anymore. Go away.

(via Qualcomm’s insane CES 2013 keynote in pictures and tweets | The Verge)

This is insanity. Follow the link in the caption for more photos and tweets.

Nerf Bow And Arrow Commercial (by SkeletonHug)

I had been searching for this commercial on the internet for years before I gave up. I’m so happy right now… I’ve had a project in the works for a long time that needed this audio.

explodingdog:

A little bird

Don’t mess with the bird.

explodingdog:

A little bird

Don’t mess with the bird.

Matt, to Chuck and Jon: should have gotten a going away cake for you guys http://imgur.com/WQ0gO

Matt, to Chuck and Jon: should have gotten a going away cake for you guys http://imgur.com/WQ0gO

boxvsbox:

PC Denjin Punkic Cyborgs VS. Air Zonk, 1992

I loved this game. Air Zonk and Silent Debuggers make up my favorite TurboGrafx memories.

videogamenostalgia:

Final Battle - by Grace-Zed

Street Fighter wins every time.

videogamenostalgia:

Final Battle - by Grace-Zed

Street Fighter wins every time.

edmundmcmillen:

The Mom in this video reminds me a lot of my own :)

I doubt my parents would have the patience for this.

midnitesurprise:

mcrib comix

KC Green is my hero.

It felt like there was a party in my stomach, and someone invited an asshole.
Orion, RE: McRib
It’s Back.

Yesterday was my friend Orion’s birthday. He recently introduced me to a web comic called Gunshow. A couple of my favorite strips involve one of my least favorite sandwiches: the dreaded McRib. Here are the comics:

http://gunshowcomic.com/368

http://gunshowcomic.com/463

Since the McRib is indeed back, I decided that we needed to have a McDonald’s feast for Orion’s birthday. Orion, my cousin Jon, and I dined on McRibs, french fries, and bottles of Yuengling Light. It was terrible (the beer was OK). I think the McRib actually made Orion mildly ill. Nevertheless, I think this may become a new tradition. When I was leaving my house to run this twisted errand, my wife asked what I was up to.

“I’m going to go eat McRib with Orion and Jon,” I told her.

She looked confused. “Don’t you hate the McRib?”

“Yes I do,” I replied, “but it’s back!”

So the hourglass of saucy doom has been reset. Will McRib come back next year? I hope not. If it does, you can be sure that somewhere three dudes will be consuming it begrudgingly to carry on a joke that will hopefully still be as funny to me as it is now.